British Motorcycle Security System
Step 1:
Park motorcycle.
Step 2:
Turn fuel off.
Step 3:
Tickle carburettor.
Step 4:
Retard ignition.
Step 5:
Remember starting procedure.
Step 6:
Forget starting procedure.
Step 7:
Go home and find the workshop manual.
Modern thieves don't stand a chance.
Half the time the owner can't start it either.