Classic Motorcycle Owner Starter Pack
☑ Says "I'll leave it original"
☑ Immediately starts modifying it
☑ Has at least three unfinished projects
☑ Knows exactly where every bike part is
☑ Can't find the keys
☑ Checks Marketplace every day despite having no space left
☑ Calls buying another motorcycle "an investment"
☑ Has more workshop mugs than matching spanners
☑ Says "this is the last one"
☑ Nobody believes that anymore
How many boxes can you honestly tick?