It Ran When Parked
The four most expensive words in classic motorcycling.
"It"
"Ran"
"When"
"Parked"
Translation:
Needs carburettors cleaning.
Needs a battery.
Needs tyres.
Needs cables.
Needs a fuel tap.
Needs a seat.
Needs an exhaust.
And somehow the engine is now in pieces on the workbench.
What's the biggest project you've bought after hearing the words...
"It ran when parked"?